Today...Is by far the worst day of my entire exhistance... Which is sad, I've had some pretty bad days... Most of them are in past Journal entries however this not only takes the cake...but it's like comparing a cupcake to a wedding cake...

A little bit of back history before we start the story. My college was let out a whole week for Thanksgiving and I excited about going home for the holiday...However my work made me stay half of the week. It put a damper on my parade, but I had just gotten a Wii so...YAY ME... Well I was told to do apartment inspections since the residents were all gone... At one point, I walk into an apartment where they have...not one...but TWO bongs full of illegal contraband... So I call my manager and he comes and I finish my inspections. However the big bad RA (me) who got them in trouble needs to be punished, so my car got KEYED TO FUCKING HELL. So...now back to why today in particular sucked:

Well the day started off actually last night when I my boss to tell him I was sick, I could only get his voice mail so I left a message that was one of those "If you REALLY need me to come into work tomorrow call me before tonight so I can set my alarm"... I didn't get a call so I was like... Sleeeeeepppppp...

However my friend told me that my manager was asking for me all morning, so I'm probably in a shitload of trouble.

Well anyway, I go to class cause I was feeling okay, minus the hacking cough, and because today was the review for the final exam (*sarcastic yay*)... Well it turns out that... Oh my goodness, my final project is due, when I thought it was due next Monday... However, I talked with the teacher and he was like.. Get it in next week and you'll be fine... So I was like... ;-; Thank youuuuu...

The day progresses as usually with a few things to make it steadily worse, but what the hey...It's a normal Monday right?? Well I finish all my daily classes, and I realize I need to run to Wal-Mart to get cough medication and a few other things, so my best friend and I get in my car and I try to start it.

It immediately dies. So I'm like...WTF?? And I started it again, only to see smoke spewing from my hood, my car vibrating and making noises that sounded alot like profanities... So I turn off my car to see what is wrong.

Someone has filled my muffler with PLUMMERS EXPANDING FOAM... A...Whole...Can...

A WHOLE...FUCKING...CAN.

So like more than half my muffler's filled with this shit, and I'm crying cause this is the second attack on my NEARLY BRAND SPANKING NEW 2005 TOYOTA COROLA CE within 7 days time. The police officer gives me an estimate to fix the muffler and they keying scratches...

Over 1000 dollars.

Mmm.. Yeahhhhhhh... Well so I get my roommate to take me to get the medicine I had set out to get over two hours before, and I get to Walmart and I shop and it's fairly good for not being able to drive my car until Christmas...

And I get back to my apartment to find my work is trying to contact me... Turns out I'm the RA on call, which means I can't leave property (Not that I could with no car and all) but I usually have to get out of bed at the wee hours of the morning to let fucktards who locked themselves out back into their apartments. It's an overall unpleasant experience.

So yeah, that was my bad day... This is just documentation prooving how bad it was. And for you to laugh at my misery.